Miscellanea

The race was a bit on the boring side, but I laughed at Michael’s misfortune. I now have visions of him grabbing the nearest Bridgestone mechanic by the throat and yelling into his face. Congratulations to Kimi on a dominant victory.

We tidied up the garden over the weekend ready for planting season and went to Reno Depot to buy seeds and a hoe (not a dirty hoe though).

I made banana bread: quarter cup of butter, half a cup of sugar, 2 eggs, 2 cups of flour, some baking soda, some baking powder, mushed up overripe bananas, all mixed up, poured into a loaf tin and baked for an hour.

It was Mother’s Day here in Canada yesterday so I sent Mum a box of champagne truffles, even though British Mother’s Day was about 2 months ago.

In skeptical news, the Kansas science trials are nearly over, and it sounds like the intelligent design community have been made to look, well, stupid. The real scientists boycotted the whole thing, leaving the lawyer on the side of science to cross-examine the ID people and make them look silly and lazy (apparently most of them didn’t bother to read the document the trials were based on).

BAR gets Barred

The judgement is in. Jenson Button and Takuma Sato are banned from racing in the next two grand prix. It’s better than the team being thrown out of the championship but it’s still a bitter blow to a team who had good hopes of being up there with the top teams.

Did they cheat or was it a misunderstanding? It’s hard to say; the FIA say one thing, BAR say another. I’m tempted to believe the FIA but I still disagree with the penalty. Barring a team from racing is not only punishing the team, it punishes the fans. We want to see good competitive racing, and losing a competitive team, even for only two races, reduces the excitement level of a sport already suffering from lack of excitement.

Remove their points from the last race, give them a heavy fine, make them start from the back of the grid for the rest of the season, but let them race.

The weekend report

I lost very badly in the Magic games, but I’m learning. We played for eight hours. Cara showed up at around midnight and promptly passed out on the floor.

Granny’s 93rd birthday party was about as fun as a 93rd birthday party can be.

The food fair was fun too. I should’ve taken notes because the names of some of the things we ate are impossible to remember. Here’s what we had though: Vegetable Biryani, some spicy yoghurty stuff with dumplingy things in it, some small crispy shells with some chick pea stuff in them, some squares of spicy doughy stuff, some crispy chip type things with yellow gloopy dip stuff, and a thing that looked like a cupcake that had almonds and pistachios in it. Oh, and a glass of lassi. It was all delicious, if lacking in the meat department.

The race was fantastic. Watching Fernando Alonso fight off a rampaging Michael Schumaker for 16 laps was thrilling. I already had a lot of respect for Alonso, but now I firmly believe he is multiple World Champion material. I’m still not sure how Michael managed to jump from 12th to 3rd in one pit stop. Ross Braun strikes again.

Busy weekend ahead

It’s been a busy week so far; Monday was quiz (we won!), Tuesday I gave a speech at Toastmasters (it went well!), last night was woodworking (my cupboard is looking good!). The week is getting busier though:

Tonight we’re going to a hair salon / art gallery (I know, weird combination) to see my mother-in-law’s photo exhibition. She took a series of photos of natural snow formations which, looked at from the right angle and with a little imagination, look like body parts. If you want to see them for yourself, the exhibition is on until Saturday at Espace Alternatif, 122 Rue Bernard Ouest.

Tomorrow night I’m going over to Shawn‘s for an evening of Magic and pizza.

On Saturday it’s my granny-in-law’s birthday (she’s 93 you know!), so we’re going up to the country for a birthday dinner, and staying the night.

On Sunday evening we’re going to the Anand Bazaar, a Gujarat Indian food fair at Polyvalente Lucien-Page, 8200 Blvd St-Laurent (corner Jarry). I’m looking forward to all the delicious Indian food, even if it is only vegetarian. Entrance is free if you want to come along, it starts at 4:30.

Added to all that, it’s a race weekend. The Formula 1 circus is heading to Italy for the Imola Grand Prix. I’ll be up early on Saturday morning to watch the qualifying, but sadly we have to record the race on Sunday morning and try not to listen to the radio on the drive home.

The lights go out…

The 2005 Formula 1 season has started with the first practice sessions in Melbourne, Australia. It looks like McClaren are going to be strong, taking three of the five fastest places. Pedro de la Rosa, the McClaren test driver, was fastest, beating Kimi by three tenths.

Minardi were not on track. It looks like they may not race thanks to Ferrari’s arrogance and obstinance. Paul Stoddart is threatening court action, but I’m not sure what his legal basis is. I still don’t get why Ferrari care about a team that doesn’t have any hope of beating them. Update: It looks like he did have a legal basis, Minardi will be taking part in the qualifying session after winning in court!

Some press conference quotes:

Juan Pablo: it’s actually pretty good, it’s been really good. It’s been a good time for adaptation … the car is pretty good to drive … it suited to me so it was good … I think both approaches are pretty good … [relationship with Kimi] is good … We both really enjoyed riding bikes and stuff, so it’s good.

Well that’s, umm, good, then.

Q: Given [Minardi] are not a threat can you see any reason why they should be excluded?
MS: If .. you play soccer?

Q: I used to..
MS: Imagine there is a new rule in soccer and you always play with ten people and there is always one team that is not doing very well, would you accept they play with 11 or more people…?

Q: If they were effectively playing with their hands tied behind their back already, yeh.
MS: I don’t think it is a serious subject to discuss.

Got you there didn’t he Michael?

My predictions for the season:

  • Ferrari will struggle to remain dominant and Michael will get desperate, either making mistakes or cheating.
  • Jenson Button will win the British Grand Prix.
  • Juan and Kimi will be at each other’s throats by the third race.
  • Williams will blame Nick Heidfeld for everything that goes wrong.
  • Fisichella will out-perform Alonso.
  • Jacques won’t get near the podium.
  • David Coulthard will go into rehab for Red Bull addiction.
  • Ralf Schumacher won’t shut up about how crap Williams were and how great Toyota are.
  • Narain Karthikeyan will crash. A lot.
  • Juan and Michael will take each other out at least once.
  • Michael Schumacher will come second in the Driver’s Championship.
  • Ferrari will win the Constructor’s Championship purely on reliability.

Kicking them when they’re down

Ferrari are well known for not taking risks where the F1 championship is concerned, but this time they’re going too far. The prancing horse is kicking Minardi when it’s down.

Minardi, a severely cash-strapped team, are struggling to meet the new requirements for the 2005 season and have requested that they be allowed to race using last year’s car for the first few races. For this to be allowed, all the other teams have to agree. Everyone agreed. Except Ferrari.

What risk do Minardi possibly pose to Ferrari’s championship challenge? They are so far off Ferrari’s pace that even if they were allowed to install turbo engines they still wouldn’t catch those scarlet cars. The only reason I can think of for this spitefulness is that racing is easier with less cars on the track. But really, aren’t things easy enough for Ferrari already?

Thankfully Paul Stoddart is standing up for his team and threatening to take the fight to the courts if necessary. I’m confident we will see Minardi at the first race, whether Ferrari like it or not.

Bernie and Michael sitting in a tree

So thanks to Ferrari and his boyfriend Michael, Bernie Ecclestone maintains his strangehold on premium Motorsport. He gets to keep his millions, and earn a few million more. OK so he’s giving the teams another $500 million, but that’s pocket change in the big F1 picture. What Bernie really needs to do is stop stiffing the fans. Give us high definition TV feeds. Give us more on-board cameras. Give us team radio eavesdropping. Give us lower ticket prices, and better access to the pit lanes. Oh and stop threatening to take your toys and go home whenever someone mentions tobacco advertising bans.

The race

Well it was a great race. An easy win for Rubens, although Kimi pushed him in places. Jensen tried to use a two stop strategy to get in front, and did manage to leapfrog Kimi, but he didn’t have the pace to catch Rubens.

Michael’s good luck finally ran out, and in a big way. All of the bad luck that’s been accumulating over the season hit him this weekend with a spin during qualifying, a spin in the race, contact with other drivers, dodgy strategy and bad pit stops. He finished in 12th place.

Jacques is back, managing to drive a renault into 11th place, not bad after a year off. He did get overtaken by Mark Webber at one point though.

It was cool hearing the team radio on the tv feed. Would be even cooler if you could understand a word they were saying though.

ShangHai Grand Prix

This weekend the Formula One circus is at the ShangHai Circuit, their first visit to China. The richest sport in the world is spending the weekend next to some of the poorest peasants in the world working in the rice fields. I’m not sure how I feel about this.

Should I be boycotting F1 racing because they are supporting the censorious and repressive regime of Chinese government? Should I be hopeful that this is one step closer to the downfall of the obviously corrupt communist system in China? Should I be cynical that Bernie has decided to take F1 to the country that has the most smokers in the world? Should I just enjoy the race and forget about the politics?

According to a report on the radio this morning, nearly 300 million people in China are considered ‘middle class’, although the more conservative figure is 100 million. I don’t really understand how you get to be middle class in a supposedly classless system, but it seems something isn’t working quite right over there.

It was also mentioned that Disney have partnered with China’s Communist Youth League to promote Disney characters and movies with a view to opening a Hong Kong Disneyland in 2006. They also have plans to build two more Disney parks on China’s mainland in the future.

By 2005 China will have overtaken Britain and France in terms of economic power. By 2015 they will overtake Germany and by 2020 they will overtake Japan to become the 2nd largest economic power in the world. How long can communism last in that kind of environment? Is China heading towards violent revolution or a quiet slide into democracy?

Yes, I will be watching the race, but the whole sport is becoming something of a guilty pleasure for me.

Go Rubens!

After a dubious start for both Ferraris, they romped home to a 1-2 finish, but this time Rubens was the the one taking the top spot. Congratulations Mr Barrichello!

The track was damp at the start, leading to some indecision over what tyres to use. Rubens went for intermediates which was a mistake because he had to come in 5 laps later. Michael chose dry weather tyres, which was also a mistake because he spun out on the first lap. Both drivers overcame these difficulties with some stunning pace in the later stages.

A good drive from Jensen, who lead for a long time, gave him the third place on the podium and pushed BAR into second place in the constructor’s championship. Good race, definitely one of the most exciting this season.

It’s the weekend.

I love summer Fridays, there is something so incredibly civilized about a four day work week.

I learned about fine grain access control and policy functions today. Cool eh? Well I thought so anyway. Sometimes it feels like I’m slipping backwards in the race to stay on the cutting edge of technologies, then something happens at the university that makes me realise we’re still racing, even if we’re not quite up at the front. Right now I’d say McGill is the McClaren team in the keeping-up-with-technology Grand Prix.

Talking of Grand Prix, it’s a race weekend, the German race. Probably another home win for Michael, but here’s hoping for an interesting race.

Montreal 2001 F1 Grand Prix

On June 8-10 2001, we went to the Montreal Grand Prix. This year we had seats on the pit straight, in Gold 2, looking across at the BAR and Jordan pit garages, and down at the end of the grid formation.

These are some of the photos from that weekend. Note, the pit straight is NOT a good place to get racing photos, so don’t expect to see any!

Crescent Street

On the Thursday before the GP, we went down to Crescent Street to see what was going on. It was quite disappointing, with nothing but people trying to sell us mobile phones, credit cards, insurance etc. etc., but I did get a
couple of shots of cars on display (btw, don’t try getting into NewTown on GP weekend without a reservation!):

Practice and Qualifying

The Driver’s Parade

Race Day

And Finally, Jennifer fell in love with the ferrari and williams mechanic’s shoes, so here they are:

  • Ferrari (I got an email from a nice man at Ferrari telling me these are red Nomex fireproof boots from Sabelt)
  • Williams

Montreal 2000 Formula 1 Grand Prix

In June 2000, we went to the Montreal Grand Prix. We had seats in stand 21,
one of the silver stands on the eastern (Casino) hairpin.

These are some of the photos from that weekend.

The Support Races

The Driver’s Parade

The Qualifying and Race