I got this idea from him who got it from F1Fanatic. Yes, it’s a slow blog week.

Describe each driver in one word, based on the 2007 season:

Fernando Alonso – Childish
Lewis Hamilton – Talented
Giancarlo Fisichella – Retiring
Heikki Kovalainen – Variable
Felipe Massa – Sidekick
Kimi Raikkonen – Monosyllabic
Jenson Button – Despondant
Rubens Barrichello – Disappointing
Nick Heidfeld – Impressive
Robert Kubica – Miracle
Ralf Schumacher – Loser
Jarno Trulli – Blocker
David Coulthard – Safe
Mark Webber – Jinxed
Nico Rosberg – Eloquent
Alexander Wurz – Weird
Kazuki Nakajima – Kamikaze
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Anonymous
Scott Speed – Quitter
Sebastian Vettel – Young
Adrian Sutil – Trier
Christijan Albers – Boring
Markus Winkelhock – one-off
Sakon Yamamoto – Investor
Takuma Sato – Overtaker
Anthony Davidson – Qualifier

Michael Schumacher – Absent