Those wacky Fundies

Fundies Say the Darndest Things is a website devoted to finding some of the more interesting quotes from Christian web boards. Here are a few of my favourites:

“Abiogenesis is proven to be impossible. Therefore, intelligent design exists in nature. Therefore, neo-Darwinism is demolished as a tenable theory because its fundamental assumption of atheism is proven false.”

QED, obviously.

“I have to consult my brother but I believe I remember him telling me fossils can be manufactured in laboratories in a matter of hours.”

I knew a guy whose friend’s cousin’s girlfriend’s dad said the bible was full of crap!

“the theory of deevolution, si that the lunatics that run around a devoling and are turning into monkeys again. But then there are a few how think that the luneys that run around and kill people are acuttally smarter than us, and are evoluiong.”

Uhh, what?

“Well, I don’t think a woman will win the presidency in the near future. I just don’t think that it would be a good idea at the moment or possibly ever, I agree with Skynes, SOME women are unpredictible, and that would be really bad. Or you could get a femi-nazi for president and they pass a bunch of stupid laws against men, which would be obsured”

Totally obsured. Men are never unpredictible.

“What strikes me as odd that is, given the current state of genetics, no one has compared simian dna to homo sapien. The differences should be obvious and radical.”

What a good idea! Someone should do that!

“Evolutionism has not been proven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT is a theory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Look at all those exclamations, it must be true.

“Planned Parenthood has a morbid interest in the sexuality activity of other people’s children.”

Yes helping children understand the changes happening to them is a BAD thing. BAD Planned Parenthood. BAD!

“Unlike you, we believe Jesus should be sought before inquiring about a medical doctor.”

Pains in your chest? Difficulty breathing? Call 1-800-JESUS-SAVES.

“The evolution theory is falsiable because there is biblical evidence against it and i dont look foolish when i have biblical evidence”

No, no. Not foolish at all.

“Gays want to ascribe their guilt and shame to repression of society, but I don’t really know of many places where anyone is shamed for being gay in this day and age.”

Yeah, Matthew Shepard wasn’t shamed or repressed at all.

“It seems that religion should be defined as only those that believe in [the Christian] God. Other types should not even be recognized. That is what logical, God-fearing people would do. ”

Gotta love those logical, god-fearing people.

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